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{
	"stoppingPower": [
		".30-06",
		".308",
		".45 ACP",
		".30-30",
		".357 magnum",
		".410 filled with buckshot",
		"5.7x28",
		".270 Winchester"
	],

"weakGoodCaliber": [
		".22LR",
		".22 Mag",
		".17 Hornet"
	],

"weakBadCaliber": [
		"9mm",
		".40 S&W",
		".357 SIG",
		".223",
		"5.56x45",
		"5.7x28"
	],

"commieBullet": [
		"7.62x39",
		"5.45x39",
		"7.62x25",
		"7.62x39"
	],

"goodBrand": [
		"Kimber",
		"Remington",
		"Winchester",
		"Colt",
		"H&K",
		"SIG",
		"Smith & Wesson",
		"Mossberg",
		"Savage",
		"Springfield"
	],

"badBrand": [
		"Kel-Tec",
		"Taurus",
		"Beretta",
		"Hi-Point",
		"Ruger",
		"Rossi"
	],

"goodGun": [
		"Garand",
		"M14",
		"Remington 870",
		"Mossberg 500",
		"S&W Model 29",
		"Colt Python",
		"1911",
		"lever-action rifle",
		"FN FAL"
	],

"badGun": [
		"AR-15",
		"AK-47",
		"Tec-9",
		"MAC-10",
		"Hi-Point",
		"Tavor",
		"Desert Eagle",
		"Five-seveN",
		"Steyr AUG",
		"Uzi"
	],

"Accessory": [
		"suppressor",
		"carry handle",
		"flash hider",
		"compensator",
		"heat shield",
		"forward assist",
		"PMAG",
		"laser sight",
		"flashlight",
		"pistol grip"
	],

"bulletType": [
		"steel-core",
		"steel-cased",
		"full metal jacket",
		"hollow points",
		"unjacketed",
		"depleted uranium"
	],

"polymerGun": [
		"AR-15s",
		"Kel-Tec guns",
		"Glocks",
		"P90s",
		"Kriss Vectors"
	],

"Shots":[
		"2",
		"3",
		"4",
		"5",
		"6",
		"7",
		"8"
	],

"Reliable":[
		"AK-47",
		"Glock",
		"1911",
		"revolver",
		"FAL",
		"pump-action shotgun",
		"lever-action rifle",
		"bolt-acton rifle"
	],

"Unreliable":[
		"AR-15",
		"Ruger 10/22",
		"Kriss Vector",
		"Hi-Point",
		"semi-auto rifle",
		"bullpup"
	],

"origin": [
		"The #commieBullet# is designed to wound enemies, not kill them.",
		"The shockwave of the #stoppingPower# alone is enough to kill someone.",
		"You don't even need to aim a #goodGun#. Just point and shoot.",
		"The #goodGun# is more reliable than the #badGun#. Period.",
		"Son, you can't hunt with a #badGun#! It won't kill the animal!",
		"Son, you can't hunt with a #badGun#! There won't be any meat left!",
		"#polymerGun# are way too fragile. They'll just fall apart when you shoot them.",
		"Don't run more than one magazine through #polymerGun# without letting them cool down or they'll warp from the heat.",
		"That #Accessory# will get you killed on the street.",
		"If #Shots# shots of #stoppingPower# won't do it, nothing will!",
		"Be careful, you can make a #badGun# full automatic just by filing down the firing pin.",
		"The #stoppingPower# won't overpenetrate through walls.",
		"The #weakGoodCaliber# is super deadly because it will bounce around inside your target." ,
		"Are you shooting that #bulletType# cop-killer ammo?! That shit's illegal, you know!",
		"You should buy some #bulletType# bullets; they won't stick to Kevlar. *wink*",
		"Try to avoid #badBrand#; they're junk. Just buy something from #goodBrand#.",
		"You won't even need to buy ammo for your #goodGun#. Just rack it and the sound will scare off intruders.",
		"A #weakGoodCaliber# will kill anything under 50 yards. It's all about shot placement.",
		"If you're worried about getting shot with a #weakBadCaliber#, just wear thick denim and that'll stop it.",
		"The #badGun# wasn't made for precise shooting. They just spray lead downrange.",
		"The #goodGun# is so loud, you'll need to double up on hearing protection when you shoot one.",
		"You see, they made it so that you can shoot #commieBullet# out of a #goodGun#, that's how sneaky they were.",
		"A #Accessory#? Really? You don't need all that. Just get a #goodGun#.",
		"Never buy #weakBadCaliber# bullets. You need a #stoppingPower# for real stopping power.",
		"Be careful when reducing the powder charge in your bullets. Even a #weakBadCaliber# can blow up due to the Secondary Explosion Effect.",
 		"I'd never use a #Unreliable#, they jam too much.",
		"If you want good reliability, get a #Reliable#. It'll never jam on you.",
		"The ammunition used in the #badGun# is banned by the Geneva Convention due to how it is designed to inhumanely spin then explode inside a human body."
	]
}