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"quotes": ["hah . . you say that as if we /weren’t/ strangers in the first place . bye .","I AM NOT AS GULLIBLE AS THE REST OF THEM . I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE . . YOU DISGUST ME .","it   IS  ,   actually  .  are    you   even    cashier  ?  you   should     remember   this  .  you  should   ,,    remember    me  .","i  don ' t  ..  i  really  doubt  that .  plus  ,  it ' s  not  like  anyone  would  want  a  damaged  npc  .","if    you're   a   freak  ,  i    must    be   a   monster .","nobody here is normal  .","well ,  that's true .  but you're not telling the full thing ,  are you ?","you need to undo this .  i don't know how ,   but you must .","do you really think they'll come back ?  do you think they'll even /care/ ?  /  i  ...  i  don ' t  know   .  i  guess  ,,  a  part  of  me  wishes  they  would .","it's okay . there's nothing to be sorry for .","it hurt , ( REDACTED ) . it really did fucking hurt .","that's for the better , isn't it ? you should be lucky that i AM just some npc , a video game character !!","what 's  wrong  ?  cat  got  your  tongue  ?","not  like  anybody  would  believe  you  anyways  .  you ' re  just  some  dumb  cashier  .","know   better  ?   did   you   expect   me   to   let   myself   be   insulted  .","you ' re  a  failure  .","you're not supposed to be here .","( SERVER ): all of you need therapy","why can’t they have that peace they did just days ago ? everything was fine , /they/ were fine .","let’s not speak about the hypothetical . in reality , they do not miss me , because they cannot .","there 's  still  so  much  we  have  to  do  ,  cashier  .","i don't want to be apart of this insanity anymore ,   please .","you ' re  a  wreck  ,  hell  you ' re  a  loser  too .","i'm not  -  i'm not that . this isn't ri  -","of course i'm alive ,   jackass .  what did you think ?","GET OUT .","i'll be back .","..   come back .","i messed up ,  didn't i ..?","you're   one   to   talk .","nothing seemed like it was going to be okay .","don't you .. know me ? you're not usually like this too .","i'm not messing with you - i literally don't know you , like at all ..","listen .. it - it's all on your defense and .. i .. forgive you for that .","catch you on the other side .","OH , i see , are you going to get RID of it now ? i see how it is . i’m not letting you get out of this situation alive if you don’t put .  it .  BACK .","it's bad .  it isn't good ,  and you know it .","you know the amount of pain in this , and you know it isn't yours .","you’re making it worse !","the memory doesn't need to last ,  dummy .  you're eternalizing it .  do you really want this much pain to stay forever ?","god—I—fucking /DAMNIT!/ why am i apologizing for what YOU did ? YOU TOOK ALL THE STUPID FUCKING DATA !","they were a monster , no , they ARE a monster .","this can’t be happening again .","we can't escape this living nightmare , can we ?","you're just a child . how could you /ever/ understand anything ?","look what you did .","they are truly , truly ,  alone .","( you were kicked from this game: ERROR: CANNOT INITIATE PARTY ENDING, PARTY PERSON MISSING (Error Code: 267) )","it may not have been your fault .  but listen to me closely . i will  / never /  forgive you ,  okay  ?   never  .","friends ? we were never friends to begin with . you're simply just a pawn !","do YOU realize how much suffering you've caused me !? do you realize the torture you put SO MANY innocent people through !!?","is this where you want to be ?","I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU LYING TO ME !","i suppose fate had different plans .","oh , you think you've gotten over it ? how foolish of you .","no . i won't forget about you again , i promise . it'll be different this time .","are we still friends ? i mean – i thought we were friends but . . i don't know .","maybe if they've done things differently , it wouldn't result to this .","they were both happy , and that's what mattered the most .","do you really think i'd just let you take away everything and leave ?","he was gone .","I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION .","are   you   real  .   did  you   -   are   you  .   dead  ?","i'm   not   weak  .","i  don't  need  your  help .","you're   just  -   you'll    leave   again  .","i uh -- i don't really . know how to fix this . h-hah -","can i be selfish and have you all to myself for just a little while longer – ?","deez nuts","keep pushing your luck , cashier .","do not test my patience .","you're a pretty bad person .","that thing has taken so much away from us.. and you still choose to keep running back to it , we can't - cashier we can't keep doing these /death marches/  !","i 'm  glad  you  can  see  that  ,  but  a  sorry  won 't  cut  it  for  all  the  damn  pain  you 've  caused  .","and  if  anything  ,   you 're  only  still  around  because  they  pity  you  .","oh ,  blah blah blah .  just shut up and actually fucking /think/ for a second  !   do you think a regular stupid  ' husk '  can act like this  ?  god , the real player can't even change their facial expression !","and no ,  we can't fix this  !  we'll never be able to fix it ,  and there is nothing we can do but suck it up  .  nothing is normal .  it was never normal  !","they aren't the reason ,  dipshit  .   are you even hearing yourself  ?","they 're  the  fucking  reason  we 've  suffered  so  god  damn  much  !  what 's  wrong  with  / me /  ?  no  ..  what 's  wrong  with  YOU .","we - at some point we were friends !","you    don't   know   me   at   ALL .   do   you  ?","they 're  a  hallow  shell  ,  dummy  .  they  exist  purely  for  the  person  behind  the  screen  so  they  can  ruin  our  damn  lives  .  /  my   GOD  ,   you're   dense  .  they   have   emotions  ,  complex   ones  .  just    like   the   rest   of    us  .","IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT THAT I’M LIKE THIS . I SHOULD’VE JUST GOTTEN RID OF YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE .","a shattered figure that looks oddly similar to you in the mirror is holding your shoulders and shouting at you , they look furious . you hear nothing but inarticulate , mumbling speeches .","are   you   asking   for   worse  ?   did    you   ever    even   care  ?","don't say all that -- don't say you'd be better off living as an npc when you won't . as much as shit's painful around right now , you at least have freedom to . . do stuff , be who you are .","i was /this/ close to being able to sort of get that normal life i used to have but it's just back to how it used to be . i don't know how much longer i can handle it before i completely break .","YOU . I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU . death is just some kind of GAME to you , ISN'T IT .","YOU'RE the one who left us in the first place , ( REDACTED ) ! you just dumped all your responsibilities onto /me/ ! i wasn't prepared for that .","we  were  never  friends  .  and  we  never  will  be  .  not  like  we  were  meant  to  have  actual  feelings  anyway  .","for so long ( REDACTED ) was gone , and now , they're just back ? for what reason ? why even bother returning ?","they don't think they belong here either . they truly never understand anything that has ever happened before they came , but they won't say it . it's all smothered behind bows and tight smiles .","after all this time , i’ve realized that i am safe and loved here in this very place i’m standing in .","( SERVER ): there is a surprising amount of you that do not want to get better or get help, and that's concerning ","do  you  ever  wonder  why  ,  you  feel  so  traumatized  ?","have you ever wondered what it feels like to be truly human ? would i be finally happy ?","we didn't go through all that just to be strangers again , you must be joking .","don't fall for it , it's pointless . leave while you still can .","so this is how it all ends for me . i've never expected to see it all happen right before my eyes . i'll be frank; i wish i had done more .","i  ..   i  know  i  haven 't  been  in  the  best  state  of  mind  ..  but  ,  thank  you  for  putting  up  with  me  ..","wh  ..  where 's  ..  where 's  dummy  ?  can  you  tell  them  something  for  me  ?","tell  them  they  were  a  good  friend  ..","..  don 't  tell  them  what  happened  ..  just  ..  say  something  big  in  life  happened  ,  and  that  i  want  them  to  keep  this  in  case  we  never  meet  again  ..","he just wanted to sleep .","they're … they're all i have left of him .","i'm just messing up a world that i don't even belong in .","why are you crying ? is it because you've deleted yourself from everyone's memories ? isn't that what you wanted all along ?","SHUT IT ! i don't want to hear it . you're just some bored , semi-divine being who has no friends .","y'know like . . your old self ? anything before / this / happened , when you were just . . a dummy .","i don't even know anymore . sometimes i wish i just -- wasn't here at all .","a lingering feeling of shame had stayed hidden within them for being so vulnerable . therefore , it was something strictly left for when they were alone .","maybe if they weren't such an idiot  …","do you want me to beg for my life ?","i think some questions are answered in due time , are they not ?","i'm but a bystander until my time comes .","any moment now , they would awake and the cycle would restart . . if it weren't for the fact that player was dead .","are you happy now ?","funny , isn't it ? how something so powerful , was now reduced to an empty husk of a person .","things happen sometimes  .  everything is going to be okay  .","i  -  i  didn 't  think  it 'd  -  it 'd  end  like  this  .","i  -  what  did  i  do  to  deserve  this  ?","is  this  my  life  now  ? .. i 'm  gonna  be  replaced  ,  aren 't  i  ?","they're dead , dummy . you have to let them go .","even if it wasn't completely obvious to dummy , it was obvious for everyone else . they're gone .","they weren't here anymore , they were simply just gone .","they never even got to say a proper goodbye to them . how were they supposed to feel about that ?","a child , just barely a teenager , is dead because of you . yet , all you wish to talk about is yourself ?","sure , he's had to deal with cashier's death, but this was different . this was a whole other different thing entirely .","they're gone . and that's just how it is .","he's   crying   .   why would he cry  ?   he started it  .   he started everything  .  it was his fault  .","YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH  .  YOU ARE AN ISOLATED , INSUFFERABLE , WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT . YOU ARE  / LOWER /  THEN SHIT . AND YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOT  .","you are utterly annoying and sometimes insufferable . i don't know how i'm able to stand someone like you , as you are incredibly obnoxious and occasionally naive .","perhaps some things are best left forgotten , for now .","he knows he's not a good person , but he refuses to believe that he's terrible .","..    are we even  / friends /  anymore  ?","they don't know what it should do or say , saying ''sorry'' is too late .","but i'm not sorry for abandoning this game .","one day . . i could dream . i /do/ wish i could visit them right now . would feel nice , reconnecting .","YOU'RE NOT OKAY , AND THAT'S HORRIBLY CLEAR TO ANYONE ELSE .","he didn't know how to feel  .   angry  ?    sad  ?   should he feel hate  ?   or should he forgive  ?","maybe one day i'll make up for all of my mistakes .","YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO LET GO .","WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW ? I GET CHANGE IS A BIG THING . . BUT FOR GOODNESS SAKE , IT'S STARTING TO GET FRUSTRATING .","they don't care about you , not after what you did . you were always meant to die this way .","it was their fault that they were stuck in this mess ,  his fault they were  .   and he couldn't do anything about it .","they just wanted this nightmare to end , they didn't want this to happen anymore .","he leaned over the seat to loosely clasp dummy in a half - hug ,   burying his head in their shoulder and continuing the tears  .    mumbled apologies were said ,   but not decipherable  .    he couldn't stop apologizing  .","he still cried though   .   loud ,   heartbroken ,   gasped sobs .    uneven  .","he had so many wants ,   so many wishes  .   yet not a single one could be achieved  .   not a single one possible  .","almost anything can happen in a game world , for the good and the bad .","none of this bullshit would have happened if he'd just stayed quiet  .    none of it would have happened if he just apologized and moved on   .","it already vanished  !   it vanished ,  and ruined everything   !","but you are . . and , it isn't your fault , you were just here to begin with , all by yourself - and i was too .","if things don't get better then , i'll try to make it better . just for you .","so , explain to me how exactly you thought this was a good idea ? i would love to hear your reason .","he stopped apologizing  .  what use was there in apologizing  ?  he was sure the other wouldn't be able to process that in this moment  .    there was no use .","i'm sorry  .   i am so ,  so sorry  .  this was my fault .   i'm so sorry  .   i shouldn't have   -   i shouldn't have used the car  .    we shouldn't have went  .","you're not the kid who died thinking everyone hated them and that the world's problems was their fault , are you ? you don't deserve to be crying .","you deserve to be removed .","get over it because nobody will ever forgive you for this .","… i'm glad to have you as my older brother .","come on kid  .. wake up . this isn't funny , you're supposed to be up .","you're supposed to be alive . you're - you're fucking meant to be ALIVE !","they couldn't be dead  .    how could they have died  ?   overworking  ?   he wasn't sure ,   but he was scared  .    terrified even  .","get over it because nobody will ever forgive you for this .","i just . i don't know if i can handle it anymore . we're all just pawns in a game for someone's twisted amusement . how long til people get bored of us and we get shut down ?","you're dead  .   why are you  ..","oh god  ,    oh fuck  .    dummy is  / dead /  .    they're dead  ,   gone  .","cash , i'm sorry i never -- i didn't mean for you to see that .","why did they think this was okay ? nothing is okay , and it will never be okay .","everything felt so off now , why can't it be like the past ? why did everything have to go to shit ? they wished none of this happened .","they wanted their old life back . the time where everything was alright , when everything wasn't stressful . they want to just be able to constantly hang out with their friends again without any care in the world .","they lost so much because of that , they were sure the cashier remembered every bad thing that happened .","listen . can we .. can this stop ? how many times have we done this , cashier ?",".. oh ? well what's wrong dummy ? cat got your tongue ?","this isn't funny , it's not a time for jokes . / oh , so /now/ we're taking things seriously ? what happened to joking it off , huh ?",".. i know i can joke around but this - cashier this is /real/ . and you should know that more than ANYBODY .","they're /dead/ and /gone/ and we were /NEVER/ going to get them back .","i'm just - shocked i'm not as broken as you still are . but cashier we can't - we can't keep doing these death walks !","well - fine ! just fucking leave then ! LEAVE !","i don't need you .","just because you were too busy means that you somehow forgot about me for so many years and after all that time then you came back ? i was never fucking happy then and i'm sure as hell am not happy right now .","it wasn't even their fault , it clearly wasn't . but they thought they could've prevented it . what if the same thing happens to the cashier ? What if it happened to anyone else ? what if the others /DO/ blame them ?","they were locked in this place , this world , they were stuck in it whether they liked it or not .","they hoped things would be okay , they wanted what he was saying to be true . they hope it was like that .","I'M SORRY I COULDN'T DO IT .","one day , i feel as if i'm going to just  . disappear . i fear that day , i hope it never comes .","you .. you killed everyone .","i SAW their corpse , kyu . I SAW IT .","how would you feel if you just died permanently ? if the creator decided to DROP you .","what if i don't want to be helped ?","you're - you're dead .   why are you ..","please . please just -- forgive me .","sometimes he missed who he used to be .","he didn't deserve remorse or self - pity . he didn't deserve anything , everyone was right from the start .","the game would be much better off without their existence . . everyone else would be better off without them . they were just an inconvenience , after all . a burden , if you will .","the game would be much better off without their existence . . everyone else would be better off without them ."," they were just an inconvenience , after all . a burden , if you will . no wonder everyone hated them .","please , just wait for me . i don't know how long it'll take , or if i'll ever speak up but . i want to figure this out on my own , first . i know , you'll get impatient -- no , you'll definitely get impatient , but . just wait . for my sake .","dummy then realizes how much lies they've been spreading , lately . how come , such a blunt and straightforward person can actually end up like this ? a fraudulent , scum of a person .","he couldn't comprehend why it's so hard for them to talk to her . why it's so hard for them to actually communicate their feelings while they're in this relationship together . it felt painful to waiter that he knows he'll never fully understand , despite how much he wants to .","he wants to help dummy , truly . . but he can't help them if they don't want her help .","no matter how much time they have , days , weeks , years , hell , decades -- dummy did not want to singlehandedly ruin waiter's view on them . they want to be good . for waiter . but they aren't .","you don't know who i am . you don't know anything . i don't /want/ you to know anything .","but - uhm ,, i know that time has passed since we've first met , and you might be a different person now . . but i still love you , and i'm willing to get to know you again if you'll let me .","dummy , we aren't strangers . . at least , i like to think that we're not . i like to think that i actually know you .","can we please talk ? about what you said about me , about us , i mean .","i'm not ready to reveal anything yet . perhaps -- i will never be ready to say anything .","avoid . just avoid . for their own safety and comfort . hide themselves away , because that's what they were conditioned to do .","however , is waiter willing to wait even longer ?","dummy wanted to put their faith in waiter -- they wanted to trust waiter with their whole being -- they wanted to spill everything out right then and there and just get it over with .","they didn't want to hold all these feelings; the regret , the anger , the tumult , the depression that came with it -- they didn't want to have any of this -- they wanted to get rid of it as fast as possible .","but they felt far too restricted -- cooping themselves up into such a tiny space , and not realizing how small of a space that is . preventing themselves from opening up was such a responsibility -- but they had to do it .","it makes perfect sense , you're just too god damn stupid to understand ANY of what i'm telling you .","NO . it just does /NOT/ make any sense, and that's coming from someone like me , that's saying something , dummy . no wonder that's your name .","do not test me , nooby . you know what i can do ! you know exactly what I can do !","maybe it's best you stay quiet then , pushing this too far may get you in trouble .","look . just - can we stop this ? i'm tired of this stupid worthless argument . it's just . . entirely dumb and i don't want to have to do anything i don't need to .","let me think about that ...    no ! i'm not done yet , i feel as if i just do not care about what you might do right now , you being upset is funny to m -","you know what's funny ? that barely hurt , you pathetic , worthless , idiot .","was that really all you got ? god , you really /are/ weak !","pfft , as if . don't you understand ? you're in /MY/ world now , you don't get to pick and chose what i can and can't do , ( TAGGED ) .","DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ? THIS IS MY WORLD NOW !","> are you sure you want to delete NOOBY ?","reopen the game to behold your grave mistake .","why did you delete them  ?   they've never done a thing to you  !","cash , we're literally NPCs - we can get viruses if we aren't careful enough - it's like those dumb free NPC model viruses .","you don't get to act like everything's peach fucking perfect. you don't get to act like this world won't fucking destroy us all one day and i just .. i don't wanna fucking die again .","it was never dummy's fault . they tried to help , cashier refused .","hey  , cash ? listen can we just talk about this ? you haven't been yourself ever since that orb has shown up . you're like .. obsessed with it . can we just .. be friends again ? without this ? please ?","they left him . they left him behind .","YOU left him behind . he needed you , needed your /help/ . and you left him .","except this felt different . no this /was/ different . no visor , no trace of him even existing . it was like the cashier had just /vanished/ out of thin air .","open your eyes , dummy .","why was cashier always so /dumb/ and /stubborn/ ? why couldn't they just work together for once ?","i can't believe how stupid you are !  you are the lowest of pathetic !  no wonder you barely know jack ( TAGGED ) ! IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ABSOLUTE SAYING OF A DUMB IDIOT !  A WORTHLESS EXCUSE OF AN NPC !","i am so , so sorry this had to end so soon . .   but it's about time things got a bit more . .  mm . .  /graphic/ for your taste . ","what the hell --  what did I ever do to deserve this ?  i barely even [ TAGGED ] know you --  i -","oh grow up , i'm doing this because it's funny . .  you need to learn to deal with that !  well . .  you can't ,  because you're going to be gone .","i don't want to make this quick and painless , i want to drag it out ,  i didn't get to do that with the other person . .  so you're the unlucky one here!","congrats , jard .","> do you want to delete JARD ?","well  .  there 's  not  much  left  .  you  played  a  game  about  getting  a  snack  at  a  late  hour  .  funny  ,  isn 't  it  ?","why did they think this was okay ? nothing is okay , and it will never be okay .","isn't it obvious ?  you're just as pathetic as the rest of them . .  you always will .","what's wrong ? don't you wanna go home ?","i can help you home if you need me to .","> are you sure you would like to delete memory file #--- ?","they aren't  -  i don't want to relive that  .   please  ,  don't  . you can't be serious about this  .","oh  come  on  !  memories  were  always  an  issue  ,  the  source  of  all  your  problems .","YOU'RE PATHETIC . . ACTING AS THOUGH YOU'RE THE VICTIM HERE .","YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE GETTING NOTHING OUT OF THIS . . THAT THERE'S NO POINT TO ANY OF THIS .","YOU KILLED THEM — YOU ( REDACTED ) KILLED THEM ALL , YOU SICK BASTARD . ","why do /i/ have to apologize ?","so you're telling me , dummy and cashier can have /their/ moments but i can't have mine ? god damn it , you listen to ME !","I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE .","OH , IT'S YOU .","Y'KNOW , I'VE BEEN GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR NONSENSE ! IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE PUTS AN END TO IT .","> would you like to delete DUMMY ? ","I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR PITIFUL EXCUSES . I WANT YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE DAMAGE YOU'VE CAUSED . . BUT , I SUPPOSE THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING .","it's  .  not  .  FAIR  .","i realized that since i have absolutely nothing left for me here , that i could just do everyone a favor and get rid of myself for everyone .","it's funny how you keep trying to save them .","THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU BREAK THE RULES .","what have i done ? they're gone and i killed them . i'm a monster .","i just want to go home !!","don't worry , this is what i've wished for .","everyone has a role to play here . in time , you will understand what i mean , player .","no ! things wouldn't be better if i stayed dead . everything would be horrible , and the player would just reset and start everything again . you'd go back into dormancy , we'd all become just .. mindless puppets again ! is that what you want ?","is that what you want ? you just want to ruin everything over , and over again ?","maybe things here would have been better if you stayed dead .","nobody would miss you . if you got removed as an ending , if you experienced what it's like to cease to exist because of some fuckheads decision , no one would even notice ! in fact , i think this place would be much , much better off without your stupid bugs and viruses .","you're one of the most useless , worthless endings here , and you're calling me that ? you're even dumber than me !","you know what ? yes . i want to ruin everything , i want to break and crack you until you can't take it anymore . i want this game and everyone in it to crumble into ashes , just like you .","hah ! you act as if i want to live .","you think i want to exist with this disgusting purpose , only bound to repeat this scenario over and over again ? no ! better to get it over with and have fun while it lasts . now , stay . still .","aww , already crying ? whiny little shit .. this is barely anything compared to what i'm going to do to you .","oh my god , can't you just shut up ? you're so fucking dramatic , it's humiliating .","was he really this worthless ? so worthless to just be left facing the dark sky and left to bleed out and rot ?","for the first time , he saw stars . he saw stars flitting around the sky , through the walls of the map and dotted in the fake inky blackness of the map sky . he saw stars perishing , being reborn . he felt peace , and he was gone .","the cashier was gone . overwritten , replaced . and it was all because you wanted a new model , a new story . wasn't it ? because you weren't satisfied with what you had , so you installed a sketchy script . are you happy with yourself ?","now watch as the world you made crumbles before your very eyes .","DISCLAIMER: we are not responsible for anything the new model does that may hurt the game !","the cashier was an inconvenience , i simply .. made them useful .","i just can't stand it ,  not anymore .  i can't stand here and listen to you say these nonsensical things !","stop ⠀being ⠀a ⠀crybaby  .","ah , you should know this ! really proves how much of a fucking idiot you are , eh ?","oh , stop denying it . you know you are , you're just too full of yourself to actually admit it .","you're pathetic , barely worth more than a pebble . i could off you right now , and you know what ? you won't be able to do shit about it . you're weak , you're worthless . accept it , and shrivel up like the raisin you are .","we  could 've  done  this  the  easy  way .  but  you 're  just  so  god  damn  STUBBORN .","oh ,  one  last  thing .  make  sure  nobody  sees ⠀that  .  can 't  have  all  the  fun  end  so  soon !","i  just  want  one  tiny  favor .  it  won 't  hurt .","why  the  long  face ?  aren 't  we  best  friends ?","i know , but sometimes it feels way too real ..","odd . why did that worry you though ? you never really worry about me .","player was definitely not in danger , but what happened is currently unknown . 10 minutes passed , then 20 , and then 30 . and yet they still weren’t here .","an eerie vibe filled the shop , an hour had passed and player still wasn’t present in the convenience store .","well , i didn’t really think it through .","i uh .. i don’t know . i don’t know why this keeps happening , i mean .","it wasn't on purpose , i'm sorry .","and with a loud /BANG/ that had echoed throughout the world's map at least a little bit , it had /shot/ cashier .","what if they just mistook you for someone else ? these thoughts roamed its head as it stood there , watching the individual bleed .","but one thing was still obvious , one .  stupid .  thing .  he's gone .","i know how to drive ,   dummy  .   i wouldn't  / crash /  or anything  .","oh , so /now/ you want to be quiet ? it'd be soo funny if i made a joke about that dumb orb being gone , right ?","it's been a wonder seeing you .  even if it has been very ,  very short .","( they chuckled a little , before opening a screen that simply said ( do you want to delete shatter ? ) while whispering something under its breath . )","you have made a big mistake .","you need to keep reminding yourself that things are different now .","I CAN'T SUFFER A REPEAT – NO , NO . . I WON'T ALLOW IT .","at least i actually /have/ a life ,  dumbass .  you literally sit in a void and do nothing .  you barely know anything about anything ,  and you call /me/ ignorant ?","ignorant  ?    you’re the last person who has the right  to call someone else that  .","a  life ?  you call  that  a life ? i actually do SOMETHING important . i help the player  — you sit around and whine about how hard your life is .","i  SURELY  know more than you ever will   —   you were programmed to be an idiot  .  it’s only expected.","the only thing you help with are hints .  and they rarely even need any !   with no more new endings ,  we're both practically useless .  you even more so then me .","you've reminded me every day ,  multiple times a day and i'm /sick/ of it .   they didn't program me to be like that !  they made my in - game dialogue like that and it does not address how i'm really like . and doesn't the same go for you as well ?","you are made to be an asshole ,  except you actually are one .  even bigger of one then they made you !","party looks at the pixels chipping away off their hand , it was mesmerizing yet horrible .","despite them slowly melting away , they’d thought to give someone who collects the party hat a letter before their inevitable death .","if i really don't make it . could you look after the shop for me ? please .","he was still oh so terrified of what was to happen to him , but it was what was best for their world . their game if you will .","well ,, if it means keeping the world in tact . so be it , right ?","it was fun while it lasted .","such horrible things never happened to it , what is it crying for ?","they were already crying from his words alone . they - they never meant to be careless . it wasn't their fault . . right ? everything that happened was an accident — surely , he'd understand that .","they never wanted to hurt anyone .","y'know you /could/ say you were being careless ,, you /could/ say you were being an idiot . it's really not that hard !","he just wanted it to end  .   he wanted the world to wash away ,   and be swept into a comforting nothing  .   but that'd never happen  .","you could've chose any game, yet you chose one about getting a snack. i'll never understand. but are you happy with what you've caused?","i – i can't ! don't want them to forget me . . don't want them to HATE me .","they couldn't even voice out their reasoning properly , already feeling their throat close up from the guilt . their curiosity had gotten the best of them . . as well as the urge to feel like they were in control for once . a horrible mistake .","i've   known  you   since   the beginning   of   this  whole   game  .   i   SAW   you  .","you   met  me   after    the   world   was   ,..    well  .    corrupted  .   you   remember  ,  right  ?","of course i'm cashier .  who else could i be ? and i shouldn't remember anyone i haven't met .","no ,   stop .  stop lying .  stop stop  -  i don't remember .","i don't remember you ,   i don't remember whatever this corruption was ,  i don't remember /anything/ .   it's starting to get frustrating .","if  you  just  -  didn 't  exist  everything  would  be  so  much  better  !  we 'd  actually  be  living  / normal /  lives  without  you  .  you  aren 't  needed  here  .","you 're  the  reason  we 've  had  to  deal  with  all  of  this  .  everything  has  been  / your /  fault  .","i 'm  not  sorry  .",". . are you going to kill me ?","i 'll  make  it  as  painless  as  possible  .","if there was something inside him screaming and yelling telling the entity this was wrong and none of this had to happen , he'd ignored it . ignored the gut wrenching feeling he was doing the wrong thing . but it was far too later to turn back . \n\nat least for him .","hey  ..  player  ?  i 'm  sorry  .",". . it's okay . 'm not mad at you .","pizza person  ?   that's almost as unoriginal as my name  .   uh . .  can i just call you tampon  ?","they sound fun. me, well... kinda embarrassing to admit, but i don't have a lot of friends. there's elliot, but he's the poster boy of the entirety of builder brothers'. and i'm his gay cousin, or something like that...","damn. you work like this?","ffffFUCK, man, okay, you can just call me piper. it's what i've been using on paper for years.","i dunno. i guess i'm saying that i can't imagine how you deal with this. come on – this store is practically falling apart. why not leave, or something? you could get a different job where you get paid a bit more than *zero*.","eh. don't worry about it. does anyone... come here? ever? besides the pineapple pizza kid.","you mean player  ?   oh  ,   uh  . .   well ,   dummy comes here too  .   and a few others  .   you wouldn't know them  ,   though  .  and i am very much worrying about it  ,  thank you  .","my bad. you didn't do anything, it's just that i understood that. i've seen too many pieces of perfectly good pizza dough thrown to the ground like trash... i'd do it too, but still...","but yeah. it's kind of funny how similar we are. i'm not sure if it's a ''ha ha'' funny or a ''cruel'' funny.","thrown to the ground  ?   why would someone do that  ?   what kind of chefs are you working with  ?   they must suck  .  is that even safe  ?","okay  ,   uh  . .   what if  ,   hypothetically  ,   this is a game  .   and we're all NPCs that somehow gained sentience  .  and  ,   uh  . . .   nevermind   ,   actually  .","a game? so... i'm not just delusional, but this is *actually* a game? urrrk. i kind of figured that out, but i didn't think i was just an NPC. this sucks. like, JUST an NPC? euugh. that makes sense. if i wasn't, i would have quit my job ages ago.","eh. i guess it explains your horrible name.","builder brothers' is crazy. there's the good employees, sure – then there's people who do nothing but goof off. and then there's even people who don't work! like it's all a game to them."," i mean, it IS a game, but still. at least they could try to be more respectful to other people.","sorry. i don't know why i said it was a game. i think my meds ran out, haha.","because you're an idiot  ,   and have the brain of a tampon  ?","oh  ,  everyone here is delusional  .  just because it's a game  ,   doesn't mean you're automatically stable  .  if we were JUST that  ,   we wouldn't even be aware enough to think  .   you can move around   ,   can't you  ?   that doesn't make you any less  .","well  ,  clearly a very  . .   dumb idiot  !   yeah  .  your visor is different  !   what if you put it on a different way  ,   because you wear yours differe  —    why are we arguing about this ??","pfft... hahahahahaha... bahahahahah! \n\n( she's laughing. she's laughing, genuinely. )","oh, you know, just the secret stash of currency other than cash and coins that you can pay for a pizza with. total bull... bull crap?","well, it's stupid things that won't buy you anything: sea shells, random facts, happy memories from your childhood– a lot of stuff that definitely does /not/ pay for a pizza. some people try to pay in... favors. i don't accept any of it, though. just cash.","ahem. but, maybe they do have enough to pay for four pizzas, and i'm just worrying too hard. i don't care much either way.","thanks. goodb... what, those? yeah, some idiot's having a /big/ party, apparently. i'm betting money that they won't be able to afford it and i'm gonna be standing there for a week... either that, or they'll try to pay using ''the secret currency''. psh.","( if it weren't for the fact player was a kid he'd be swearing like a sailor right now. what the fuck. something's deeply wrong with everyone here. )","haha. yeah, i guess it can be fun... i just get on the road and keep going until i get bored. i don't go anywhere, really... i just... go. wait did you just say you drove cashier's car and you're not old enough to drive yet. what the f– fudge.","(  . . i believe player had forgotten to mention that they had crashed the car .  )","(  they had no idea about the mental gymnastics that piper was currently going through when being questioned about his friends , but at least they seemed satisfied with her answer .  )","but — most of the time , there’s not really much to do here once you’ve completed everything ,,",". . what about you ? what do you like to do on your breaks ?"],

"yippee": ["wait  , don't cry . / how can i not ? i thought you were gone .","you're here . oh my god ,  i've missed you so much .","they were happy , and that was enough price .","don't think it's said enough – but . . uhmmm ,, i care about you .","watching only .  honestly ,  he couldn't care less ,  since he gave permission .  the sight made him smile .  player was happy ,   and he was happy .","‘m happy you’re here . you make me really happy .",".      .      thank   you.      i’m glad we are friends.","mhmm ,, i’m glad we’re friends too , dummy .","uh  . .    player and dummy are my friends  .   or at least  ,  i'm pretty sure they are  .","i think player might like you  ,   if you met them properly  .   they like friends  .","dummy !!! they’re really nice !!! :DD and – and ,, uhm — they fight with cashier sometimes ,, but they’re friends too ! really helpful too :] oh ! and , they give nice hugs !!","oh !!! i like to draw ^_^ uhhhmmm ,, i drew my friends as dogs once ! :D"],

"🏳️‍🌈": ["“wait – uhm . . can i kiss you ?” / “ah — uhm . . y-yeah . you can .” and then , he kissed them .","i love you too . . wait no – i love you more .","can i be selfish and have you all to myself for just a little while longer – ?","what i’m trying to say is , is that you are my first , and final love .","it is . and , i never got to directly say it but—i love you , waiter .","i thought i had lost you forever , actually . it had been so long . . yet i never got over you .","but , i'm here with you now . that's enough for me .","have i ever told you how happy you make me ? because if not , i don't think i'd be able to describe it . . you mean the world to me and more , dummy .","but it wouldn’t matter because they do not have the same connection that we do . they fail to capture my attention properly .","it's just that , i think there’s a difference between you and . . everybody else .",". . i feel like you’ve saved me .","why can't we stay like this forever ? just the two of us .",". . i feel like you’ve saved me .","i hope so . don't die on me ,   okay  ? / i won't . . you won't lose me . i'll make sure of that .","you're so … /god/ , i love you .","you're . . this is real , right ? i'm not like – imagining things again or still dreaming somehow ? / yes . i’m real .","you're . . this is real , right ? i'm not like - imagining things again or still dreaming somehow ?","yes . i'm real .","y'know , i never thought i'd ever have a chance like this with you . . ever since you've left the diner .","i love you so fucking much – holy shit .","i'm crying because you make me happy , you dummy .","i know . . you probably think that you're just some waiter who was brought here , on a whim . but , i think you’re much more than that .",". . i wish . i have a job to attend to , but that can wait . you’re my first priority , above all .","gghh — i missed you /more/ . how long has it been since i’ve — i’ve /seen/ you ?","huh  . .   well  ,   you're welcome here if you ever need  .   this is the most eventful thing to happen in ages  .","i'm the most eventful thing to happen in ages? wow, looks like you really don't get out much. not like i'm any different, though.","oh  .   my god  .    i just had an idea  .   okay  ,  listen  ,   listen   —    you could stay here if you want  ,   we could convince player NOT to pay  ,   and you could ,  like  ,  have a break  .   or something  .","ohhh, man, you're right. why are we fighting? this is stupid as hell! hahahhaahaha! you're dumb. i like it.","oh. cashier? yeah, i've met them. he's cool. i remind you of him? ...we are pretty similar, aren't we?"]
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